Noddy’s nuptials went off without a hitch. No, it’s true - they were actually married a year before.
Because they were hitched in Australia, there had to be another celebration this side of the planet exactly one year later so family and friends could join in. Proper order! Speeches were mercifully short and scarce, grub plentiful and we weren’t able to finish off the beer despite giving it our best shot by taking all night. There was no dancing, but it sure was barn to be wild.